Mrs Boo - 30 Lifer Crisis

Pickler GONE - e’nuff said.

VOTE FOR ELLIOTT YAMIN (for American readers that is….)!

Unlike my idol Mrs Giggles, I have no intention of starting a review of American Idol, but I feel very much compelled to write a rant on the fiasco this latest season has turned into.

I am obsessed about American Idol, been following the show since Season Two, when I fell madly in love with Clay Aiken only to learn recently that he is gay and soliciting one night stands over the Internet (sigh, what a tragedy, but that is a separate story). So far, my favourites have never won the Idol crown, but at the very least the past winners had my grudging acceptance after awhile. And so far, they can sing, and HAVE talent, and possess some certain amount of X-factor including the insipid Carrie Underwood.

Now, a stupid dumb (and for goodness sake, she is only pretending!!) blond by the name of Kellie Pickler is threatening to become the first undeserving American Idol for this season. I mean, what can I expect from the Americans yeah, the same people who picked George Bush for 2 consecutive terms!? You stupid and blind white trash with lollipops in your ears and hay in your eyes - what do you know about music, and what true talent is? No, you just want to vote for a stupid bimbo country hick, because she is so innocent and cute! Really, you think Hollywood does not have enough stupid people? Or because you voters feel connected with Kellie’s blatant lack of brainpower? Mind you, she may be far smarter than anyone of you dialing your fortune away voting for her, manipulating your tender heart strings. Ooo, I am blond and blur, and oh so naive! Oops, I butchered that song, but you will still vote for me anyway, just because, you are so blind, deaf and dumb!

[I guess after this rant I have about destroyed my chances of becoming the next President or Prime Minister of my country, because political opponents will use this post to show that I am biased, bigoted and so entirely unbalanced. ]

Nevertheless, I am most disappointed with the judges, particularly Simon. They are so unbelievably kind to Kellie (even when she utterly sucks and basically they should basically shred her to pieces, throw her remains to Timbuktu and leave her there) you think there is a conspiracy to crown her as the next American Dumb Idol. Of course conspiracy theories abound that Kellie is doing unmentionables with Simon ( a la Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky), so there you go. Well, if that is the case, America will become a laughing stock in the whole world (but then again, they already were when Bush became President), and I will never ever watch American Idol again.

And if you want to know what Kellie is all about just feel free to visit: votefortheworst.com. I am not going to rehash how fake that woman is.

And since we are on the American Idol topic - I LOVE ELLIOT. He’s real, talented and humble. Not that I think he will win, but he’s absolutely genius. I will go as far as saying he sounds better than Clay. So he has to improve his performance a bit, but if Carrie Underwood can win based on her wooden theatrics than Elliot can do no less!

So Kellie Pickler, go fly KITE, and suck and carry whatever balls you need to get to the top! BAH!