Fanatic Blogging Community Out there!!!
Only after I started blogging (damn recently some more) that I became more in tune with the blogging community in my tiny puny country.
Contrary to my previous perception that only Mr Boo’s students blog (because students naturally have nothing better to do, and thus all their blogs are about complaints of mean teachers, boy-girl relationships and what nots - wake up kiddos, there is much more to life than your own growing pains!), there is a hell of an active blogging community out there. In fact, some of them are so famous that they are consistently in the newspapers - imagine that! Of course, not all of them made the news for the right reasons - some stripped themselves naked (really!!), others made racist remarks and got spanked by our authoritarian government, others had hilariously crude and vulgar commentary (I admit it - I enjoyed those).
So I decided to check out these “famous blogs” to see what the fuss is all about. The first thing that caught my eye was the site counter - these people had HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of visitors/readers!!! Granted many of them started blogging 2 - 3 years earlier (considered eons in cyberspace), but this is ridiculous! Currently my counter is at 49 (most of which are my own visits)….. How very pathetic. 
How to become a successful blogger? Let me run the list:
1) Post naked pictures of oneself (T&A to be exposed for maximum effect) - but I can’t - not with my current body anyway. Also Mr Boo will absolutely flip - “Fertile water shall not flow into others’ fields” - translate that to Chinese please;
2) Be vulgar and hilarious at the same time, perfect English not included - but I am too grammatically conscious, and I do love writing good English, even if it’s not perfect;
3) Be politically incorrect, say all the wrong things and get authorities to descend upon me (and probably sue my ass off) - I am a coward ok?? I like to rant, but I am a closet political activist, bitching mainly to my fellow closet activist, Mr Boo;
4) Say something controversial/scandalous/taboo - Can do - but how many times can I write about my orgasms before I get so tired of it I won’t bed Mr Boo no more in real life;
5) Pray for a miracle that the blog will somehow be a hit - I think we may be onto something here……
But I guess I should be grateful for my current state of anonymity. Successful bloggers, like all normal celebrities get hate mail, crazy fans, and whankers thrashing their sites. Prior to my success and showing my face to the world, I should just take the time to slim down, do a little plastic surgery, and then limelight may not be so bad afterall… 
Alternatively, I should just stop whining and enjoy my little piece of cyberspace heaven!
