Female Orgasms
Titillating title, isn’t it? Since no one has responded to my “Who is out there reading my blog?”, I have decided to up the ante and discuss something more scintillating…. :O
I have always read, be it in the newspapers or female magazines, that women don’t always come when they have sex, in fact the majority don’t have a 100% climatic record. These surveys disturb me deeply.
Out of the 468 times that I had have sex with Mr Boo, I came 468 times. I kid you not - I don’t remember NOT climaxing even A SINGLE time. A perfect, stainless (pardon the pun), record. I am not kidding, I am not boasting or exaggerating - this is completely and utterly true.
Of course, not all orgasms are equal. 30% are nice (but shortlived) shimmers, 50% medium sized but very satisfactory tremours and 20% out of the world erotica type explosions.
So what explains this unbelievable record? Here are my reasons:
1. Sexual awareness from young
This does not mean that I lost my virginity eons ago (only when I was with my hubby!). Rather sexual awareness or awareness of sex means that I knew all about sex very young, as I was an avid reader of trash since I was 12. Since most thrashy books are extremely descriptive and also an utter and complete fantasy, I grew up thinking that all women SHOULD climax - I mean, why shouldn’t they, even those virginal heroines have out of this world orgasms (and of course all credit to our tall, dark and handsome heros).
I am also a very curious creature, hence I started masturbating quite young too - so I have read, heard, tried orgasms - hence they come to me very easily (oops or rather I COME very easily).
2. An unselfish and patient lover
Mr Boo is an excellent lover - compared to the crap I read about on real life bastards who think only of their own satisfaction - Mr Boo is top of the world prime material and one fine stud in bed. He makes darn sure that I am satisfied, and very much satisfied. In fact, we are now so well co-ordinated that we can come together! Talk about combustible chemistry… 
3. Total lack of inhibitions
I try EVERYTHING. Not all positions are successful, most positions are not conducive to producing orgasms, but try everything once. Practice really makes perfect, and a marriage makes it even more so! (so NAH, I am NOT advocating “slutiness” or loose sexual behaviour).
So if you are envious of my untarnished record, don’t be - try the above. If you need more advice, you know where to find me!! 
Okay Mrs Boo, I read your whole blog and felt the need to comment to female orgasms. I mean, you’re actually keeping track of the number of times you’ve done it with Mr Boo? You’ve never been able to keep a diary all your life but you know how many times you’ve done it in your life. What do you do, put a mark a calendar each time? And you’re saying you’ve never faked it, even once? Not once? Look I’m not saying I disbelieve you, I just want to know how you got to where you are, so I can get there too. Can yhou tell me how you “trained” Mr Boo to be such a stud? Maybe it’s in all of us, it’s just the men that need to be trained, or rather “retrained”…
Comment by mrs poon — July 7, 2005 @ 10:05 am
I have one question. Is the G-spot real or a fantasy? After all, Samantha (Sex and the City) seemed to have a map to get there. This is, of course, with the help of his hunky boyfriend. I think I may be doomed to not reaching many orgasms in this lifetime and, not having a boyfriend is not the primary reason. It’s my faith. I’ve been programmed to be the exact opposite of the person you described who can have orgasms. Mind you I’m not bitter, I’ve never embraced the spiritual path more closely than I do now. All I’m saying is that, I can never catch up with your score even if you halved it. I’m still thankful, though, inspite of the programming, I love sex. Well, at least when I was active. Now, this reminded me of what another girlfriend told me “go out there and get ‘it’ while you still can”. And went on to say that, “pretty soon only the old and ugly ones will be hitting on you”. She meant well, she wants me to enjoy sex while I still have the ‘goods’ intact. Besides, a vibrator is out of the question.
Comment by liz — July 8, 2005 @ 9:54 am