Female Orgasms
Titillating title, isn’t it? Since no one has responded to my “Who is out there reading my blog?”, I have decided to up the ante and discuss something more scintillating…. :O
I have always read, be it in the newspapers or female magazines, that women don’t always come when they have sex, in fact the majority don’t have a 100% climatic record. These surveys disturb me deeply.
Out of the 468 times that I had have sex with Mr Boo, I came 468 times. I kid you not - I don’t remember NOT climaxing even A SINGLE time. A perfect, stainless (pardon the pun), record. I am not kidding, I am not boasting or exaggerating - this is completely and utterly true.
Of course, not all orgasms are equal. 30% are nice (but shortlived) shimmers, 50% medium sized but very satisfactory tremours and 20% out of the world erotica type explosions.
So what explains this unbelievable record? Here are my reasons:
1. Sexual awareness from young
This does not mean that I lost my virginity eons ago (only when I was with my hubby!). Rather sexual awareness or awareness of sex means that I knew all about sex very young, as I was an avid reader of trash since I was 12. Since most thrashy books are extremely descriptive and also an utter and complete fantasy, I grew up thinking that all women SHOULD climax - I mean, why shouldn’t they, even those virginal heroines have out of this world orgasms (and of course all credit to our tall, dark and handsome heros).
I am also a very curious creature, hence I started masturbating quite young too - so I have read, heard, tried orgasms - hence they come to me very easily (oops or rather I COME very easily).
2. An unselfish and patient lover
Mr Boo is an excellent lover - compared to the crap I read about on real life bastards who think only of their own satisfaction - Mr Boo is top of the world prime material and one fine stud in bed. He makes darn sure that I am satisfied, and very much satisfied. In fact, we are now so well co-ordinated that we can come together! Talk about combustible chemistry…
3. Total lack of inhibitions
I try EVERYTHING. Not all positions are successful, most positions are not conducive to producing orgasms, but try everything once. Practice really makes perfect, and a marriage makes it even more so! (so NAH, I am NOT advocating “slutiness” or loose sexual behaviour).
So if you are envious of my untarnished record, don’t be - try the above. If you need more advice, you know where to find me!!
