Mr and Mrs Smith (Drool)
Brad oh Brad - why did you waste 4 (or is it 5?) 
years staying married to Jennifer Aniston?? You and Angelina are a match MADE IN HEAVEN. Much as I love you, or rather because I love you - I wish you both well. You were meant to be, and I trust your sex life will be as great as what I have seen onscreen (10 times a week?? - MEOW). Someone, get me my husband, please!!! (pant, pant).
And Angelina, why did you bother with those really ugly husbands of yours before? Especially that psychotic Billy Bob - with such God gifted looks, you were meant for Brad and no one else. You remind me of a close friend, who used to go out with guys who look like mass murderers and end up really regretting her choices. Maybe now you will stop fighting against fate and end up happily with Brad, and together with Maddox (and that Baby you are rumoured to be carrying) will make one happy family.
Umm - the movie??? Oh right - well WHO CARES? Hey if you want a proper review - go read the New York Times or something!
P.S. To the older, and sexually incompetent folks - this is better than Viagra.
Rating: 10/5 (incinerating!!) Boos for Chemistry, 3/5 for plot
